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[Eminem] May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here.. Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door and started whoopin her ass worse than before they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!) It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Feminist women love Eminem [*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*] "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel don't they? "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes [Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up? [Eminem] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records; well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too! You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!" I should download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt] And there's a million of us just like me who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me and just might be the next best thing but not quite me! [Chorus] [Eminem] I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all I just get on the mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings [*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling Screaming "I don't give a fuck!" with his windows down and his system up So, will the real Shady please stand up? And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? [Chorus 4X] [Eminem] Ha ha Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up |
Obie Trice. Real name no gimmicks Two trailer park girls go round the outside, Round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside, Round the outside, round the outside Guess who's back, back again Shady's back, tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back? Guess who's back, guess who's back? Guess who's back, guess who's back? Guess who's back? I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to See Marshall no more they want Shady I'm chopped liver Well if you want Shady, then this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that will jump start my heart quicker Then a shot when I get shocked at the hospital By the doctor when I'm not cooperating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating "Hey" You waited this long to stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know you got a job Ms. Cheney But your husband's heart problem is complicated So the F-C-C won't let me be Or let me be me so let me see They tried to shut me down on M-T-V But it feels so empty without me So come on and dip, bum on your lips **** that, cum on your lips and some on your **** And get ready 'cause this **** is about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, "**** you, Debbie!" [Chorus] Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy 'Cause it feels so empty without me I said, this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy 'Cause it feels so empty without me Little hellions kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "*****" A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution Pollutin' the air waves a rebel So let me just revel and bask In the fact that I got everyone kissing my *** And it's a disaster such a catastrophe For you to see so damn much of my *** you ask for me Well I'm back, fix your bent antennae Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter Into the front of your skin like a splinter The center of attention back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kids ears and nesting "Testing attention please" Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me? [Chorus] A-tiskit a-taskit, I go *** for tat with anybody who's talking this **** and that **** Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your *** kicked Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie You thirty six year old bald headed ***, blow me You don't know me, you're too old Let it go its over, nobody listens to techno Now lets go, just give me the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes this **** just seems Everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me I'm just obscene Though I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley To do black music so selfishly And use it to get myself wealthy "Hey" there's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It will be so empty without me |
These ideas are nightmares to white parents Whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earrings Like whatever they say has no bearing It's so scary in a house that allows no swearing To see him walking around with his headphones blaring Alone in his own zone, cold and he don't care He's a problem child, what bothers him all comes out When he talks about his ****in' dad walkin' out Cause he hates him so bad that he blocks him out If he ever saw him again, he'd probably knock him out His thoughts are whacked, he's mad so he's talkin' back Talkin' black, brainwashed from rock and rap He sags his pants, do rags and a stocking cap His stepfather hit him so he socked him back And broke his nose, this house is a broken home There's no control, he just lets his emotions go (Come on) Sing with me, (Sing), sing for the years (Sing it) Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears (Come on) Sing it with me, just for today, maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away Entertainment is changing, intertwining' with gangsters In the land of the killers, a sinner's mind is a sanctum Holy or unholy, only have one homie Only this gun, lonely, 'cause don't anyone know me But everybody just feels like they can relate I guess words are a ************, they can be great Or they can degrade, or even worse, they can teach hate It's like these kids hang on every single statement we make Like they worship us, plus all the stores ship us platinum Now how the **** did this metamorphosis happen? From standin' on corners and porches just rappin' To havin' a fortune, no more kissin' *** But then these critics crucify you, journalists try to burn you Fans turn on you, attorneys all want a turn at you To get their hands on every dime you have They want you to lose your mind every time you mad So they can try to make you out to look like a loose canon Any dispute, won't hesitate to produce handguns That's why these prosecutors wanna convict me Strictly just to get me off of these streets quickly But all their kids been listenin' to me religiously So I'm signing CD's while police fingerprint me They're for the judges daughter, but his grudge is against me If I'm such a ****in' menace, this **** doesn't make sense, Pete It's all political, if my music is literal then I'm a criminal, How the **** can I raise a little girl? I couldn't, I wouldn't be fit to You're full of **** too, Guerrera, that was a fist that hit you (Come on) Sing with me, (Sing), sing for the years (Sing it) Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears (Come on) Sing it with me, just for today, maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away They say music can alter moods and talk to you Well can it load a gun up for you and **** it too? Well if it can, then the next time you ***ault a dude Just tell the judge it was my fault, and I'll get sued See what these kids do, is hear about us totin' pistols And they want to get one, 'cus they think the ****'s cool Not knowin' we're really just protectin' ourselves We entertainers, of course the ****'s affecting ourselves You ignoramus but music is reflection of self We just explain it, and then we get our checks in the mail It's ****ed up ain't it, how we can come from practically nothin' To bein' able to have any ****in' thing that we wanted That's why we sing for these kids that don't have a thing Except for a dream and a ****in' rap magazine Who post pinup pictures on their walls all day long Idolize they favorite rappers and know all they songs Or for anyone who's ever been through **** in they lives 'Til they sit and they cry at night, wishing they die 'Til they throw on a rap record, and they sit and they vibe We're nothing to you, but we're the ****in' **** in their eyes That's why we seize the moment, and try to freeze it and own it Squeeze it and hold it, 'cause we consider these minutes golden And maybe they'll admit it when we're gone Just let our spirits live on, through our lyrics that you hear in our songs And we can Sing with me, (Sing), sing for the years (Sing it), sing for the laughter, sing for the tears, (C'mon) Sing it with me, just for today, maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away Sing with me, (Sing), sing for the years (Sing it), sing for the laughter, sing for the tears, (C'mon) Sing it with me, just for today, maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away |
[Intro - Eminem ] Shady, Aftermath There she goes shaking that ass on the floor Bumpin and grindin that pole The way she's grindin that pole I think I'm losing control [Verse 1 - Eminem] Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunked, get fucked up Hit the strip club don't forget ones get your dick rubbed Get fucked, get sucked, get wasted, shit faceted Pasted, blasted, puke drink up, get a new drink Hit the bathroom sink, throw up Wipe your shoe clean, got a routine going Knowing still got a few chunks on your shoestring Showing I was dehydrated till the beat vibrated I was revibed as soon as this Bitch gyrated And hips and licked them lips and that was it I had to get Nate Dogg here to sing some shit [Verse 2 - Nate Dogg] Two to the one from the one to the three I like good pussy and I like good trees Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe And I get more ass than a toilet seat Three to the one from the one to the three I met a bad bitch last night in the D Let me tell you how I made her leave with me Conversation and Hennessey I've been to the motherfucking mountain top Heard motherfuckers talk, seen 'em drop If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock And when I bust yo ass I'm gonna continue to rock Get you ass of the wall with your two left feet It's real easy just follow the beat Don't let that fine girl pass you by Look real close cause strobe lights lie [Verse 3 - Nate Dogg] We bout to have a party (turn the music up) Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt) I'm looking for a girl with a body and a sexy strut Wanna get it poppin baby step right up Some girls they act retarded Some girls are bout it bout it I'm looking for a girl that will do whatever the fuck I say everyday she be giving it up [Chorus - Nate Dogg] Shake that ass on me, shake that ass on me Come on girl, shake that ass on me, shake that ass on me Oh girl, shake that ass on me, shake that ass on me Come on girl, shake that ass on me, shake that ass on me [Verse 4 - Eminem] I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist Open your mouth for about four or five minutes Take a little bit of this fluoride rinse Swish but don't spit it, swallow and I'll finish Yeah me and Nate d-o double g Looking for a couple bitches with some double d's Pop a little champagne and a couple E's Slip it in her bubbuly, we finna finna have a party [Verse 5 - Nate Dogg] Have a party (turn the music up) Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt) I'm looking for a girl I can fuck in my hummer truck Apple Bottom jeans and a big Ol' butt Some girls they act retarded Some girls are bout it bout it I want a bitch that sit at the crib with no panties on Knows that she can but she won't say no Now look at this lady all in front of me, sexy as can be Tonight I want a slut, will you be mine? I heard you was freaky from a friend of mine [Bridge - Eminem] Now I hope you don't get mad at me But I told Nate you was a freak He said he wants a slut, hope you don't mind I told him how you like it from behind [Chorus - Nate Dogg] Shake that ass on me, shake that ass on me C'mon girl, shake that ass on me, shake that ass on me Oh girl, shake that ass on me, shake that ass on me C'mon girl, shake that ass on me, shake that ass on me We bout' to have a party (turn the music up) Let's get it started (go ahead shake your butt) I'm looking for a girl with a body and a sexy strut Wanna get it poppin baby step right up Some girls they act retarded Some girls are bout it bout it I'm looking for a girl that will do whatever the fuck I say everyday she be giving it up [Outro - Eminem] There she goes, shaking that ass on the floor Bumpin and grindin that pole The way she's grindin that pole I think I'm losing control God, come one [Eminem makes noises] I ain't leavin' without you bitch Coming home with me And my boy, and this boy, and this butt, and his girl ha ha, Nate Dogg [deep breathing] |
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment Would you capture it or just let it slip? Yo His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah! Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that Easy, no He won't have it , he knows his whole back's to these ropes It don't matter, he's dope He knows that, but he's broke He's so stagnant that he knows When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again, yo This whole rhapsody He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him [Hook:] You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo (You better) The soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking Make me king, as we move toward a new world order A normal life is boring, but superstardom's close to post mortem It only grows harder, only grows hotter He blows us all over these hoes is all on him Coast to coast shows, he's known as the globetrotter Lonely roads, God only knows He's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water His hoes don't want him no more, he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose dove and sold nada So the soap opera is told and unfolds I suppose it's old partner but the beat goes on Da da dum da dum da da [Hook] No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfucking roof off like 2 dogs caged I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhyming and stepped right into the next cypher Best believe somebody's paying the pied piper All the pain inside amplified by the fact That I can't get by with my 9 to 5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family Cause man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's getting even harder Trying to feed and water my seed, plus Teeter totter caught up between being a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama's screaming on and Too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got to formulate a plot or I end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfucking option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go I cannot grow old in Salem's lot So here I go it's my shot. Feet fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got [Hook] You can do anything you set your mind to, man |
[Chorus] My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window And I can't see at all And even if I could it'll all be gray, But your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, It's not so bad Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, **** it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her? I'm a name her Bonnie I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some ***** who didn't want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground **** that you did with Skam I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man I like the **** you did with Rawkus too, that **** was fat Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan This is Stan [Chorus] Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's ****ed up you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew That's my little brother man, he's only six years old We waited in the blistering cold for you, For four hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man, you're like his ****in' idol He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you You would write back, see I'm just like you in a way I never knew my father neither, He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you're saying in your songs So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on Cause I don't really got **** else so that **** helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. We should be together too My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window And I can't see at all And even if I could it'll all be gray, But your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, It's not so bad Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans", This will be the last package I ever send your *** It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters; I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a saved that other guy from drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me See Slim, Shut up *****! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now Oh ****, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this **** out? [Chorus] Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that And here's an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on the Starter cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I must of missed you Don't think I did that **** intentionally just to diss you But what's this **** you said about you like to cut your wrists too? I say that **** just clownin' dog, Come on, how ****ed up is you? You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling To help your *** from bouncing off the walls when you get down some And what's this **** about us meant to be together? That type of **** will make me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your girlfriend need each other Or maybe you just need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some crazy **** I seen this one **** on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to think about, his name was, it was you Damn! |
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. <scratches> Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. <scratches> Slim Shady Ahem.. excuse me! Can I have the attention of the class for one second? (Eminem) Hi kids! Do you like Primus? (Yeah yeah!) Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? Try ('cid) and get messed up worse that my life is? My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to (impregnate) And Dr. Dre said, Slim Shady you a basehead! Uh-uhhh! So why's your face red? Man you wasted! Well since age twelve, I've felt like a caged elf who stayed to himself, in one space, chasin his tail (blalblalblabla) Got ticked off and ripped Pamela Lee's lips off Kissed em and said, I ain't know silicone was 'sposed to be this soft I'm bout to pass out and crash, and fall in the grass faster than a fat man who sat down too fast C'mere lady! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!) I don't give a damn, Dre sent me to tick the world off! Chorus (Eminem) My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (Damn!) Thanks a lot.. next semester, I'll be thirty-five I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and told him to change the grade on the paper (Now!) Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up Served the bartender, then walked out with a tip cup Extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians in a spaceship while they're screamin at me: LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS! Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to I just found out my mom does more (dope) than I do I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper Make a record about doin (drugs) and name it after her (Here mom!) You know you blew up when the women rush your stands and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!) This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, (ASSHOLE!)' Chorus (Eminem) Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!) Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE! I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide I just drank a fifth of Kool-Aid -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead) All my life I was very deprived I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) I spit when I talk, I'll (fuck) anything that walks (C'mere) When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO (TITS!) (WAH!) I lay awake and strap myself in the bed Put a bulleproof vest on and tap myself in the head (BANG!) I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!) And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?) Ask him if he bought a porno mag and seen my ad Chorus |
Whatever Dre just let it run Ah-yo turn the beat up a little bit Ah-yo this song is for anyone **** it just shut up and listen Ah-yo I sit back with this pack of zigzags And this bag of this weed It gives me the **** needed to be The most meanest M-C on this on this earth 'Cause since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse And just blurt this berserk and bizarre **** that works And it sells and it helps in its self To relieve all this tension dispensing me Sentence is getting it, stress has been eating me recently Off of this chest and I rest to get peacefully But at least have the decency in you to leave me alone When you freaks see me out in the streets When I'm eating or feedin' my daughter To not come and speak to me I don't know you and no I don't owe you a ********** anything I'm not Mr. 'N Sync and I'm not what your friends think I'm not Mr. Friendly I can be a prick, if you tempt me my tank is on empty No patience is in me and if you offend me I'm lifting you ten feet In the air, I don't care who was there and who saw me destroy you Go call you a lawyer file you a lawsuit I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe I'm tired of all you, I don't mean to be mean but it's all I can be It's just me [Chorus] And I am Whatever you say I am If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the papers, the news, everyday I am Radio won't even play my jam 'Cause I am Whatever you say I am If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the papers, the news, everyday I am I don't know it's just the way I am Sometimes I just feel like my father, I hate to be bothered With all of this nonsense it's constant And "oh it's his lyrical content!" The song "Guilty Conscience" has gotten such rotten responses And all of this controversy circles me And it seems like the media immediately points a finger at me So I point one back at 'em But not the index or the pinky or the ring or the thumb It's the one you put up when you don't give a **** When you won't just put up with the bullshit they pull 'Cause they full of **** too When a dude's gettin' bullied and shoots up his school And they blame it on Marilyn and the heroin Where were the parents at? And look at where it's at middle America Now it's a tragedy Now it's so sad to see An upper class city having this happening Then attack Eminem cause I rap this way But I'm glad cause they feed me the fuel That I need for the fire to burn and it's burnin' and I have returned [Chorus] I'm so sick and tired of being admired That I wish that I would just die or get fired And drop from my label and stop with the fables I'm not gonna be able to top on "my name is" And pigeon holdin' to some poppy sensations They cop me rotation at rock 'n' roll stations And I just do not have the patience To deal with these cocky Caucasians Who think I'm some wigga who just tries to be black 'Cause I talk with an accent and grab on my balls So they always keep asking the same ****ing questions What school did I go to? What hood I grew up in? The why? The who, what? When and where and the how? 'Til I'm grabbing my hair and I'm tearing it out You've been driving me crazy, I can't take it I'm racing, I'm pacing, I stand and I sit And I'm thankful for every fan that I get But I can't take a **** in the bathroom Without someone standing by it No I won't sign your autograph You can call me an ******* I'm glad cause |
Ah'm, ah'm, ah'm Ah'm, gonna facking, cam [Chorus] Ah, ah, ah (oh god damn!) I'm gonna fackin' cam! (oh ****!) Fack fack fack (**** I am!) I am, I'm going to come (I'm camming!) (Oh yeah god) I never seen no **** like this, This ***** can twist like a damn contortionist Condom on my **** of course it is, This ***** don't know what abortion is So I can't cum in her, ****s like a porn star, looks like jenna, Fack I'm gonna, Cum I think my rubbers comin' off, But oh its so ****in' wet and soft, ****, I'm gonna start lettin' off I'm squirting and she's not gettin' off, And she's on top I'm gonna fackin', oh god, Oh don't do that, don't, stop Stop, don't, I don't mean don't stop! Ow wait a minute Ow ow **** I, I'm gonna ****in' cam! [Chorus] Oh wow, boo that pow, ooh ow I need a cigarette now! Oh I'm so ****ing hot, And you're so ****ing hot, Oh my god, I wanna fackin' fack No not ****, I said fack , F-A-C-K, F-A-C-K, Fack, fack fack fackin' freak me! Oh yeah girl see baby they call me mr freaky, Let's call your sister 3-way Have some threesome, me so horny And you're such a ****in' babe I wanna go down on you **** you shave! Ohh god damn, here I go again, I'm gonna cum I am! [Chorus] OK I'm done, I already came twice, You ain't gonna make me cam, I'm all outta gas, Not so fast! uh your finger just went in my ***! Ow that hurts! take it out now Oh wait a minute oww put it back in, in in in This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men I like boobs, boobs, boobs Now see that gerbil, grab that tube, Shove it up my butt, Let that little rascal nibble on my *******, uhh, yeah, right there, right there, Ah I'm coming ah yeah, Fack, I just came again, okay pull it out now, Oh **** yeah, wait he's not out he's still crawling around up there, Ow **** I think it's stuck Oh but it feels so fackin' good! [Chorus] Shove a gerbil in your *** through a tube Shove a gerbil in your *** through a tube Shove a gerbil in your *** through a tube Shove a gerbil in your *** through a tube Ew ew ew ew |
Yeah...you feel that baby? Yeah, I feel it too. Damn. You know...I'm so glad We could spend this time together... See, not as crazy As you thought I was, am I? I'm the American dream! I'm The definition of whitetrash balling, I'm right back on 'em With the [scratches] I can't call it, Same shit, different toilet, Oh you got a nice ass darlin'! Can't wait to get you into my Benz, Take you for a spin, What you mean we ain't fuckin', You take me for a friend? Let me tell you the whole story Of Shady's origin, You'll be sorry if you slam My Mercedes door again now! It all started with my father, I must have got My pimping genes from him, The way he left my mama, I'm a rolling stone just like him, Word to Johnny Drama - Keep my entourage with me! Baby I'll make a promise There ain't nobody as bomb as me, I'm as calm as the breeze, I'm the bee's knees, His legs and his arms, I'm a s-superstar girl, I'm ready for you mama! Why you think the only thing I got on is my pyjamas? [Chorus] So bad, So good that I'm so bad, Guarantee I'll be The greatest thing you ever had, Cause you ain't never met Nobody like me, And you ain't gonna wanna fuck Nobody else again... I'm equivalent to a shot of Cuevo, First I kiss your navel, Work my way down, Baby you can lay down on the table, But you may wanna find Something more stable, I told you I ain't fooling From the gate, This ain't the first day of April! But thank you for staying April, I'ma make you learn To appreciate me, differentiate me From these phoney Little fishy and sissy fake Gs, Skip over the huggy-bear And all the kissyface please, Initiate phase three, Missy now service me! Take another shot of Jager, Shake it so nervously, Take your time baby, Ooh you're the bomb baby! Ooh you're doing that Even better than your mom lady! I told you I'm Shady, You didn't listen, now did you? Relax woman, you know That I'm only kidding with you, Got a twisted sense of humour, It's warped, but I didn't hit you, I think you're finally starting To get the picture, I'm... [Chorus] [Bridge] Call me dynamite, dynamite, Dynamite soul! Call me dynamite, dynamite, Dynamite soul! I can hold you in the morning But in the evening I gotta go... 'Cause I'm on to the next girl, And the next girl I kinda like, oh-oh-oh! I got you caught up in the rapture, Make you recapture The feelings you had For your last boyfriend Before he slapped you, You never wanted someone so bad, You're sweating But if I'm what you wanted, Why'd you panic when I grabbed you? Girl don't be so frantic, I'm just a hopeless romantic, Don't try to fight the feeling Of something that's so organic, You can't ignore it so don't just stand before it, Just drop them panties to the floor, Let's get to camcordin'. Damn shorty, I told you This was bound to happen, Soon as you wrote Your number on a napkin I was bound to work A number on your back and Throw your spine out of alignment, My love has got you so blind that You couldn't pick Amy Winehouse Out of a lineup, So stop at the store, pick a pint up, Let's get the pineapple Schnapps going, No one'll knock Cause I'ma hang a sign up Saying "Don't disturb", Shorty I'm so superb, I say the right things, Don't I spit the dopest words? [Chorus] [Bridge] [Chorus] Haha... Dr. Dre... 2010... light years ahead of you... Haha... Whoo! |
I can almost taste it, This shit makes no sense to me, What does it all mean?? I can almost taste it, I can almost savour it, This shit makes no sense to me, What does it all mean?? I can almost taste it... Yeah, can't stop now... This maybe the last chance I get To be famous! [Chorus:] You dream of trading places, I have been changing faces, You cannot fill these shoes, There is too much to lose. Wake up behind these trenches, You run around defenceless, There is too much to lose, You cannot fill these shoes. -I just wanna be famous but... -Be careful what you wish for! I stuck my dick in this game Like a rapist, They call me Slim Roethlisberger, I get bezerker than A fed up post office worker, A murker with a Mossberg, I'm pissed off, get murdered Like someone took a ketchup squirter, Squirted a frankfurter! For a gangsta, you sure did Shit your pants when you saw The chainsaw get to waving Like a Terrible Towel, How things turn around, When his fangs come out, Get your brains blown out! That's what I call blowing your mind, When I come back Like nut on your spine, I'm a thumbtack that you slept on son, Now here I come screaming "Attack!" Like I just stepped on one! Low on the totem til' he showed 'em Defiance, giant scrotum, He don't owe them bitches shit, His britches, he out grow'd em, He's so out cold, he's knocked out At the south pole and Nobody fucks with him, Rigor mortis and post-mortem, He's dying of boredom, Take your best rhymes, record 'em, Then try to thwart him, he'll Take your punchlines and snort 'em. Shit-stained drawers, You gon' fuck with the guy That licks the blades of his chainsaws While he dips 'em in P.F.Chang's sauce, Game's up homie, Hang it up like some crank calls, You think I'm backing down, You must be out your dang skulls! I'm almost famous... [Chorus] I'm back for revenge, I lost the battle, That ain't happening again I'm at your throat like strep, I step, strapped with a pen, Metaphors wrote on my hand, Some are just stored in my memory, Some are wrote on a napkin, I do what I have to to win, Pulling out all stops, Any who touched a mic prior Is not even Austin Powers, How the fuck are they Mike Myers? And tell that psycho To pass the torch to the whacko 'For I take a shit In his jackolantern Then smash it on his porch, Now get off my dick, dick's Too short of a word for my dick, Get off my Antidisestablishmentarianism, You prick! Don't call me the champ, call me The space shuttle destroyer I just blew up the challenger, Matter of fact, I need a lawyer, I just laced my gloves with Enough plaster to make a cast, Beat his ass naked and Pee'd in his corner Like Verne Troyer, Ya'll are Eminem backwards, You're Mini-Mes, See he's in A-whole-nother weight class, He's slugs, you're BBs, You're bean-bag bullets. You're full of it, You were dissing his CD's, Laughed at Infinite, Now he's back Like someone pissed in his wheaties, No peace treaties, He's turned into a beast, His new Slim Shady EP's got The attention of the mighty Dre, He's almost famous... [Chorus] Now there he goes in Dre's studio Cupping his balls, Screaming the wood off the panel And cussing the paint off the walls, Spewing his hate to these haters, Showing no love for these brauds. He ain't giving 'em shit, He says he'll pinch a penny so hard He'll leave a bruise on the bronze So dark you can see the mark With the scars til Abraham Lincoln Is screaming out "AHHH!" His metaphors and similies Ain't similar to them not at all, If they don't like They can all get fucked Instead of sucking him off, They can go get a belt Or a neck tie to hang themselves by, Like David Carradine, they can go Fuck themselves and just die! And eat shit while they at it, He's fucking had it, He's mad at the whole world, So go to hell And build a snowman, girl, The bullies become bullied, The pussies get pushed, Then they better pull me, take me back To 9th grade to school me Cause I ain't looking back, Only forward, This whole spot-blowing, Who coulda known he'd grow To be a poet and not know it? And while I'm being poetic, Let me get it stoic And raise the bar higher Than my opinion Of these women's been lowered, So bare witness to some biblical shit, As the cold wind's blowing, This world ain't gonna know What hit it, He did it, He made it, he's finally famous! |
[Chorus] The days are cold livin' without you The nights are long, I'm growing older I miss the days though, thinkin' about you You may be gone, but you're never over [Verse 1] If Proof could see me now, I know he'd be proud Somewhere in me deep down, there's something in me he found That made him believe in me, now no one can beat me now You try, it'll be them doors, Andre's phantom believe me clowns That means suicide homie, you'll never throw me Off of this course, blow me Bitch I do this all for the sport only But I want it all, I'm not just talking awards homie And the balls in my court and it's lonely On top of the world when you're the only One with the balls and your shorts To leave them jaws on the floor with no re- Morse, remember that when they get to doggin' you boy homie So y'all can just get to bloggin' about bologna I'm not gonna stop the saga Continue, no stoppin' the force Obi, I'm moppin the floors With them, I keep tryna pass it, but they keep on droppin' the torch And it won't be, long til this sport is O-V- E-R, just blazin' and we knockin' them doors and no we Ain't pumpkins on Halloween but we'll show up on your porch, so be Careful what you say, there ain't no punks over here so follow me Through the fog like I'm S-N-double-O-P Let me guide you through the smoke G If only I wasn't travellin' down this road by my lonely No one who knew me like you will ever know me I don't think you understand how much you meant to me [Chorus] The days are cold livin' without you The nights are long, I'm growing older I miss the days though, thinkin' about you You may be gone, but you're never over And it don't stop (oh) And it don't quit (oh) And it don't stop (oh) And it don't quit (oh) And I miss you (oh) I just miss you (oh) I just miss you (oh) Homie I'll never forget you (no) [Verse 2] For you, I wanan write the sickest rhyme of my life So sick it'll blow up the mic, It'll put the dyna-in-mite Yeah it'll make the dopest MC wanna jump off a bridge and shit hisself Tap dancin' all over the beat, it'll jump off the page and spit itself Yeah it's the best thing I could do right now for you Doodi is to rap SO Imma fuck til I die, yeah Imma do it to death And itstead of mourning your death, I'd rather celebrate your life Elevate to new height, step on the gas and accelerate, Imma need two mics Cuz the way that I'm feelin' tonight, everything I can just do right There's nothing that I can do wrong, I'm too strong and I'm just too hyped Just finished the rhyming bust it, excuse the corny metaphor They'll never catch up to all this energy that I've mustered So God just help me out while I fight through this grievin' process Tryna process this loss is makin' me nauseous But this depression ain't takin me hostage I've been patiently watchin' this game, pacin' these hallways You had faith in me always Proof you knew I'd come out of this slump, rise from these ashes Come right back on they asses, and go Mike Tyson on these bastards And Imma show 'em, blow 'em out the water slaughter 'em homes I'm on so many bells the only place they can hit me is below Homie I know I'm, never gonna be the same with you I woulda never came in this game, I'm going insane without you Matter of fact it was just the other night, had another dream about you You told me to get up, I got up and spread my wings and I flew You gave me a reason to fight, I was on my way to see you You told me nah Doodi you're not layin' on that table I knew I was gonna make it, soon as you said think of Hailie, I knew There wasn't no way that I was gonna ever leave them babies, and Proof Not many are lucky enough to have a guardian angel like you Lord I'm so thankful, please don't think I don't feel grateful, I do Just grant me the strength that I need, for one more day to get through So homie this is your song, I dedicate this to you I love you Doodi [Chorus] The days are cold livin' without you The nights are long, I'm growing older I miss the days though, thinkin' about you You may be gone, but you're never over And it don't stop (oh) And it don't quit (oh) And it don't stop (oh) And it don't quit (oh) And I miss you (oh) I just miss you (oh) I just miss you (oh) Homie I'll never forget you (no) |
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn..? Well that's alright because I like the way it hurts..! Just gonna stand there and hear me cry? Well that's alright because I love the way you lie....... I love the way you lie... I can't tell you what it really is I can only tell you what it feels like And right now there's a steel knife In my windpipe I can't breathe But I still fight While I can fight As long as the wrong feels right It's like I'm in flight High of a love Drunk from the hate It's like I'm huffing paint And I love it the more that I suffer I sufficate And right before I'm about to drown She resuscitates me She fucking hates me And I love it -Wait! Where're you going? -I'm leaving you... -No, you ain't! Come back! We're running right back Here we go again It's so insane Cause when it's going good It's going great I'm Superman With the wind in his bag She's Lois Lane But when it's bad It's awful I feel so ashamed I snap Who's that dude I don't even know his name I laid hands on her I'll never stoop so low again I guess I don't know my own strength Just gonna stand there and watch me burn??? Well that's alright because I like the way it hurts..! Just gonna stand there and hear me cry??! Well that's alright because I love the way you lie....... I love the way you lie... I love the way you lie... You ever love somebody so much You can barely breathe When you're with them You meet And neither one of you Even know what hit 'em Got that warm fuzzy feeling Yeah them chills Used to get 'em Now you're getting fucking sick Of looking at 'em You swore you've never hit 'em Never do nothing to hurt 'em Now you're in each other's face Spewing venom And these words When you spit 'em You push Pull each other's hair Scratch, claw, bit 'em Throw 'em down Pin 'em So lost in the moments When you're in 'em It's the rage that took over It controls you both So they say it's best To go your separate ways Guess that they don't know ya |
[intro] too late for the other side caught in a change 25 to life too late for the other side caught in a change 25 to life yeah too late i cant keep chasing em ?? caught in a change 25 to life [verse 1] i dont think she understands the sacrifices that i made maybe if this bitch had acted right i wouldve stayed but ive already wasted over half of my life i wouldve laid down and died for you i no longer cry for you no more pain bitch you took me for granted took my heart and ran it straight into the planet into the dirt i can no longer stand it now my respect i demand it imma take control of this relationship command it, and imma be the boss of you now goddamnit and what i mean is that i will no longer let you control me so you better hear me out this much you owe me i gave up my life for you, totally devoted to you while ive stayed paved for all the way this is how i fucking get repaid look at how i dress fucking baggy sweats, go to work a mess always in a rush to get back to you i aint heard you yet not even once say you apreciate me i deserve respect ive done my best to give you nothing less than perfectness and i know that ?? ill no longer have nothing left but you keep treating me like a staircase its time to fucking step and i wont be coming back so dont hold your fucking breath you know what youve done no need to go in depth i told you, youd be sorry if i fucking left id laugh while you wept hows it feel now, yeah, funny aint it, you neglected me did me a favor ?? my spirit free youve said but a special place for you in my heart i have kept its unfortunate but its, [chorus] too late for the other side caught in a change 25 to life too late for the other side caught in a change 25 to life [verse 2] i feel like when i bend over backwards for you all you do is laugh cause that aint good enough you expect me to fold myself in half til i snap dont think im loyal all i do is rap i can not moonlight on the side i have no life outside of that dont i give you enough of my time you dont think so do you jealous when i spend time with the girls why im married to you still man i dont know but tonight im serving you with papers im divoricing you go marry someone else and make em famous and take away there freedom like you did to me treat em like you dont need them and they aint worthy of you feed em the same shit you made me eat im moving on forget you oh, now im special, ha i felt special when i was with you all i ever felt was this helplessness imprisoned by a selfish bitch chew me up and spit me out i fell for this so many times its ridiculus and still i stick with this im sick of this ?? my sickness aint addiction your a ?? evil as they come ?? as they make em my friends keep asking why i cant just walk away im addicted to the pain, the stress, the drama im ?? so i guess imma mess cursed and blessed but this time imma aint changing my mind im climbing out this ?? you screaming as i walk out that ill be missed but when you spoke to people who meant the most to you you left me off your list fuck you hip-hop im leaving you, my life sentence is served bitch and its just [chorus] too late for the other side caught in a change 25 to life too late for the other side caught in a change 25 to life too late caught in a change 25 to life |
(Hook) You can sound the alarm, you can call out your guards You can fence in your yard, you can pull all the cards But I won't back down, oh no I won't back down, oh no (Verse 1) Cadillacs appeals, Coupe Deville's Brain dead rims, yeah stupid wheels Girl I'm too for real, lose your tooth and nails Try to fight it, try to deny it, stupid you will feel What I do, I do it well Shooting from the hip, yeah boy I shoot to kill Half a breath left on my death bed Screaming F that, yeah super ill Baby what the deal, we can chill Split a half a pill and a happy meal Fuck a steak slut, I'll cut my toes off And step on the receipt before I foot the bill Listen garden tool, don't make me introduce you to my power tool You know the fucking drill How you douche bags feel knowing you're disposable? Summer's eve massingale Shady's got the mass appeal, baby crank the shit Cause it's your god damned jam You said you wanted your punclines a little more compact Well shorty I'm that man These other cats ain't metaphorically where I'm at man I gave Bruce Wayne a valium And said settle your fucking ass down, I'm ready for combat man Get it, calm Batman? Nah, ain't nobody who's as bomb and as Nuts, lines are like mom's cat scans Cause they fucking don't ??????? Honey I applaude that ass, swear to god man These mobs can't dance, maa show 'em how it's done Spaz like a god damn Taz, yeah (Hook) You can sound the alarm, you can call out your guards You can fence in your yard, you can pull all the cards But I won't back down, oh no I won't back down, oh no (Verse 2) Girl shake that ass like a donkey with parkinsons Make like Michael J Fox in the jaws playing with an etcha-sketch Bet ya that you'll never guess who's knockin' at your doors People's hit the floors, yeah tonight ladies you gon' get divorced Girl forget remorse, Imma hit you broads with Chris' force like you pissed him off Talented with the tongue motherucker, you ain't got a lick in yours Hittin' licks, like I'm robbin' liquor stores Making cash registers shit their drawers Think you spit the rawest? I'm an uncooked slab of beef laying on your kitchen floor Otherwords, I'm off the meat rack, bring the beat back Bring it to extension cords Imma measure my dick, shit I need six inches more Fuck my dick's big bitch, need I remind you That I don't need the fucking swine flu to be a sick pig You're addicted, I'm dope, I'm the longest needle around here Need a fix oc? I'm the big shot, get it dick snots? You're just small boats, little pricks Girl you think that other prick's hot? I'll drink gasoline and eat a lit match Before I sit back and let him get hot Better call the cops on him quick fast Shady'd right back on your bitch ass White trash with a half a six pack in his hatchback Trailer hitch if tats to the back, quick dispatch (Hook) You can sound the alarm, you can call out your guards You can fence in your yard, you can pull all the cards But I won't back down, oh no I won't back down, oh no (Verse 3) Bitch am I the reason that your boyfriend stopped rappin' Does a bird chirp, Lil' Wayne slurps syrup til he burps And smokes purp, does a wordsearch, get's circles wrapped around him like you do when I come through, I'd like you to remind yourself Of what the fuck I can do when I'm on the mic Oh you're the kinda girl I can take a liking to Psych I'm spiking you, like a football Been this way since I stood a foot tall You're a good catch, with a shitty spouse Got a pretty mouth and a good jaw Gimmie good brain, watch the woodgrain Don't want no cum-stain, bitch you listening? Try to tu |
Cause some things just don't change It's better when they stay the same Althought the whole world knows your name So on the biggest days they came to see you spit your game Ooooohhhhhhh It shouldn't be difficult to explain Just why you came back again, you hate the fame Love the game, cold as ice you remain Fuck em' all, tell 'em all eat shit, here we go again So, god damn... is it that time again already Haha, you don't look too happy to see me Fuck man, don't everybody welcome me back at once All right, fuck ya'll then (Verse 1) You can get the dick, just call me the ballsac, I'm nuts Michael Vick in this bitch dog, fall back you mutts Fuck your worms, you never seen such a sick puppy Fuck it a sick duck, I'm on my duck sick mummy And my nuts, lick, gobble 'em up trick, yummy Bitch you don't fucking think that I know that you suck dick dummy? You'll get your butt kicked, fuck all that love shit honey Yeah I laugh when I call you a slut, it's funny! Shawty dance while I diss you to the beat, fuck the words You don't listen to 'em anyway, yeah struck a nerve sucker Motherfucker might aswell let my lips pucker Like Elton John, cause I'm just a mean cock sucker This shit is on, cause you wen't and pissed me off Now I'm sitting and pissing on everbody give a fuck if it's right or wrong So buck the buddah, light a bong But take a look at mariah the next time I inspire you to write a song, cmon (Chorus) Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, I'm as cold as the cold wind blows When it snows and it's twenty be-low Ask me why man I just don't know know know know know know know I'm as cold as the cold wind blows blo-blo-blo-blo-blo-blows Oh oh oh oh oh (Verse 2) Fuck it I'm a loose cannon, Bruce Banner's back in the booth Ya'll are sitting ducks, I'm the only goose standing I set the world on fire, piss on it, put it out Stick my dick in a circle, but I'm not fucking around motherfucker I'll show you pussy footin, I'll kick a bitch in the cunt Til it makes her queef and sounds like a fucking whoopy cushion Who the fuck is you pushin', you musta mistook me for some sissy Soft punk looking for some nookie or boosom Go ahead, fucking hater push me I told you ain't no fucking way to shush me Call me a faggot cause I hate a pussy Man the fuck up sissy, G's up All you gardeners freeze up, put your hoes down (shady ease up!) Man chill, nah I can't god damnit Rappers are land fill, drop the anvil These are shoes that you can't fill Shit the day that happens the world'll stop spinning And Michael J. Fox'll come to a stand still During an earthquake, urine in your face Cause you're fake, ahh what the fuck, that hurt wait! Ahh what the fuck, I just got struck by lightening Alright then I quit, god I give up Call it evil that men do, lord forgive me for what my pen do This is for your sins, I cleanse you You can repent but I warn you, if you continue To hell I'll send you, and just then the wind blew and I said Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, I'm as cold as the cold wind blows When it snows and it's twenty be-low Ask me why man I just don't know know know know know know know I'm as cold as the cold wind blows blo-blo-blo-blo-blo-blows Oh oh oh oh oh (Verse 3) How long will I be this way? Shady until my dying day til I hang up the mic and it's time for me to say So long, til then i drop the fucking bombs Like i miss the pass when I went long If you don't like it you can kiss my ass in a lint thong Now sing along, slut this, slut that, learn the words to the song Oh bitches don't like that, homie I'll be nicer to women When the aqua man drowns and the human torch starts swimming Man I'm a cold soul, I roll solo so So don't compare me to them other bums over there It's like apples to oranges, peaches to plums yeah I'm bananas pussy, cut off the grapes and grow a pair But I swear, you try to diss me, I'll slaughter you I put that on everything, like everyone does with auto-tune That last thing you wanna do is have me spit out a rhyme And say I was writing this and I thought of you so Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, I'm as cold as the cold wind blows When it snows and it's twenty be-low Ask me why man I just don't know know know know know know know I'm as cold as the cold wind blows blo-blo-blo-blo-blo-blo-blows Oh oh oh oh oh (Outro) Oh oh oh oh oh oh I don't know, I don't know what caused, I don't know what caused me to be this wayme to be this way I don't know, I don't know by I probably be this way til my dying day I don't know why I'm so, I'm so cold beat bangs, I don't need to say I guess this is how you made me |
B.o.B – Strange Clouds Lyrics [B.o.B. - Verse 1] Well, if you guessin’ it’s me, you guessed correctly I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally I do my job exceptionally, on point like a decimal is The way I ride on the beat man I be in the street it’s done so effortlessly Yeah, so these niggas can’t sleep on me, there’s no Inception in this bitch I’m top chef, you top ramen, I’m top shelf No last call, to the bartender, what you got left? Pour it up, don’t stop there, hold your cup, take a shot, yeah All night we celebrate, cause we everywhere and you not there Ha, [Hook] (x2) All we do is pour it up All night, drinks out (That’s how we do it) (That’s how we do it) And all we do is light it up All night, all you see is strange clouds strange clouds, strange clouds [Lil Wayne - Verse 2] Blue jeans, I’m faded, mindin’ my own data Smokin’ on that strong, that Arnold Schwarzenegger It’s Tunechi Lee you bitch you, you hot as an igloo Kick back on that glock, call that Ju Jitsu Hello World, I’m with a yellow girl, number 2 pencil These rappers is washed up, spin cycle, rinse you My nigga, all day, all night, half pipe I dive in that p-ssy, yeah I belly flop, I jackknife and shit And tell my homies that I say its a party Got that tech for technical difficulties I’m top dog, you top ramen, I’m top dog Piru, gangsters, outlaws (Young mula Baby) [Hook] (x2) [B.o.B - Verse 3] Well aint no question, yes, it’s B.o.B yes definitely Up in the studio, I got on my necessities If you want that real shit, you made the right selection I’m Decatur til I die, yes, I rep that definitely They say I’m a celebrity, what the f-cks a celebrity? I guess I must invest in the proper form of protection And I, say its a curse but it’s emotionally a blessing To a nigga from the hood tryna aim for the top But I don’t even need no directions I just wake up and then I roll up the purp These niggas wake up on my dick At least have some breakfast first Nigga keep your nourishment first and your mind on my lyrics Cause what you hoping to accomplish I already did it bitch [Hook] Drop any corrections below and let me know what you think of the B.o.B Strange Clouds Lyrics? |